Saturday, 27 September 2008
Friday night.
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Wednesday, 24 September 2008
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have
many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to
find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS:
Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst this in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer. "
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Some ------- has stolen our tent."
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Monday, 22 September 2008
Doubt Kills
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Wednesday, 17 September 2008
SC 07.
The Memory That Kills
The faces in the photos all too familiar,
Laughing, crying all together,
So attached we thought it would be forever.
The human heart, so vulnerable,
A little memory can make you cry forever,
I thought holding it in, I would be able,
But the feelings just poured out without me giving orders.
Time flies and it has been a year,
I started to forget names, and panicked in fear,
It hurts so bad there is no cure,
for I know we wouldn't unite again here.
Grasping the memories not letting go,
Letting it dwell, Letting it flow,
Inside of me, hurting my soul.
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Tuesday, 16 September 2008
The NAIVENESS forgotten
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Sunday, 14 September 2008
Can anybody tell me why.
Okay, pheew, the trials are OVER!
Okay, enjoyed 2 days of so called 'holidays'
Played bball, ( didn't have a really pleasing memory)
Then went to GP in the afternoon, watched babylon A.D
It was quite nice, touching. xD
That was for saturday.
On Sunday, the usual,
attended church in the morning, - frisbee and captain ball in the afternoon(was quite fun, despite the fact I missed so so so many balls)- and now, blogging.
Ohyea, and I AM aware that i don't blog as often as i did,
IF I say I'm living a hectic life so i'm busy and cant.....I'm lying, i would have time if i wanted to. ^^
I think it's because my passion for blog is fading. =0
Ohyeah, just finished a poem i wrote a few centuries ago,
hope you like it. ^^
comment on it please! =)
thanks.
Can AnyBODY TELL ME WHY
Can anybody tell me why,
Am I looking at the velvet sky,
Stretching my hand with all my might,
Reaching for the distant light.
Can anybody tell me why,
Does everybody just walk by,
And present a smile so so sly,
Don't they know we're living in lies?
Can anybody tell me why,
Am I backing away from reality,
Engulfed in my own world unconciously,
Where there is never accompany.
Can anybody tell me why,
While all I wanted to do was to cry,
All i could do was force away my tears,
Out of wailing sorrows and trembling fears.
Can anybody tell me why,
Am I standing in the shivering rain,
With my fragile heart struck numb with pain,
Am I to this world, a disdain?
Can anybody tell me why,
Can't I soar freely in the sky,
And look at this world from up high,
With a calming peace of mind.
Can anybody tell me why,
although so many times I try,
although so many times i cry,
I never get a sensible reply.
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Saturday, 6 September 2008
boring flood.
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WOW . a new POST!
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Monday, 1 September 2008
Gotong-royong! xD
Distance
Over the seas and mountains we're apart,
every inch away from you hurts my fragile heart,
Desperately reaching for your soft silky hand,
Even maybe all I get will be just a glance.
Under the same blue sky we live,
Glazing at the same bright moon we grieve,
Hoping our bonds will be ever lasting,
And just like fairy tales; a happy ending.
Now this poem to you I write,
One day, to you I''ll recite,
To show you, against loneliness, i will fight,
Someday, somewhere, when we unite.
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